I went to the doctor on Friday because I thought I might have bronchitis AGAIN.
Why do they have to weigh you for that??
Oh, right. In case medication is needed.
Most reluctantly, I took off my sweater and shoes and, for good measure, my sun glasses. You know, because they must weigh all of seven ounces.
Surprise! I didn't like the answer the scale gave to the age-old question of "Jeezus Edith! Who switched my jeans for the not-quite-supermodel size?!" Which would be why I wasn't wearing jeans that day, so I shouldn't have been surprised. And this particular nurse won't even hedge a bit and drop it half a pound. She just murmured something about how no one likes the scale, especially if they don't feel good about themselves anyway. Wow! Dr Phil in drag and orthopedic shoes--at my doctor's office!
On Saturday, I started my period and almost immediately lost five pounds. I want a do-over!
I love the idea of a do-over so funny!
thanks! i'm pretty sure the Drs office wouldn't agree, tho :)
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