Really? Bubble gum?

Charlotte has been sick all weekend. Congestion, fever, cough, sneezing, green walrus tusks. The works. Which makes me wonder: With all of the money that Tylenol rakes in, why can't they team up with Jelly Belly or ANYONE who knows what bubble gum and cherry really taste like? They say it's Bubble Gum flavored. But I think it's time for them to admit that their tasters are whiskey drinking, 90 year old, pack-a-day-ers. "Yep, yep. That's it. That's just how I remember it."