A lot has happened since we've been apart. I'll add stuff here and there. But it HAS been a while and I'm out of practice.
Anyway. I know you'll be stunned to learn that I've taken up running. Because, well, I don't run, and I don't do mornings. Also, I don't do "good" habits, so this is still a work in progress.
So, on the running thing. I bought a bunch of clothes for running and one pair of running pants had a tag that assured me that they were "Designed by women." That was a lie, clearly. What woman designs running pants that have a cutout in the back, deep enough to show the top of anyone's, er, crack? Unless she was especially fond of the tramp stamp and needed to air it daily?
So there's that.