Me: “OMG! I am so happy to see you!”
Window Dude #1: "We need to measure first, to see if they fit.”
Me: “No. They must fit. I’ve been waiting since July.”
Window Dude #2: “What the hel . . . er, why have you been waiting since July??”
Window Dude #1: “Yeah, seriously. This window just fell out on my head.”
Me: “The HOA had to vote on it. Apparently, they forgot a couple of times and then the application wasn’t on the proper letterhead.”
Window Dude #1: “Man, that’s total bullshit.”
You are correct sir. Total bullshit. But thank you: I now have new, double-paned windows in three of the five windows in this place, and greatly reduced traffic noise.
Thank you, Home Depot. I won’t stop mocking your company, but I will continue to thank your contractors.