I am not a morning person, as many of you already know. But, as I have children, I have to get up early whether I like it or not (NOT!). To save a lot of strife so early in the day, there is a ritual that the girls have known since infancy.
And now you are so unlucky as to get a peek at it:
Bedhead, or, why I don't go to bed with my hair wet.
Jeezus Edith! Do NOT ask me to do algebra in my head before I have coffee.
Strike that. Do not EVER ask me to do algebra in my head.
Seriously. Not yet. Fine, yes. Luke Skywalker can come to dinner.
You know the rule! Two cups! Mommy needs two cups of coffee. Wait . . .